Posted by
REDSTATE RAMBLER on Thursday, November 13, 2008 3:05:43 PM
Obama just scratched the surface on this socialism stance. Keeping in mind that John McCain had a "...virtue of selfishness", I am assuming that means that Obama now has been instilled with a "Virtue of Fairness".
I am one of the 40% of Americans who gets back every dime of income tax I pay in! Therefore, I am holding you to your campaign promises to "build our prosperity from the bottom up". You certainly can't get much lower than I.
That being said, I am now officially entitled to the following:
- I am entitled to live in "The Harbor" subdivision, a luxurious housing community on the shores of beautiful Watauga lake here in Northeast Tennessee. Since it is "unfair" for people like H. Wayne Huizenga to own the best piece of property there (H. Wayne owns the Miami Dolphins, by the way), I am asking my President to make things "fair" for me. I am also entitled to all of the NFL memoribilia that Mr. Huizenga stores there. He can leave the keys to his BMW and some season tickets to all future Dolphin games on the counter while he is at it.
- I am entitled to eat at the very same all you can eat buffets that film maker (propagandist) Michael Moore eats at, with him picking up the tab. Words cannot express just how "selfish" that man is being, in that his girth is proof positive that he only eats at the best of all you can eat buffets. Hell, he may be personally responsible for closing a few of them down.
-I am entitled for my son to attend the same D.C. area private school as Obama's children are, at his expense. Did you really think, Mr. President Elect, that you would escape your own "wealth distribution"? He is having trouble with his first-grade spelling so you should go ahead and throw in some private tutoring, while you are at it. But a warning: William Ayers is not allowed within 500 feet of my son.
- I am entitled to a 1/2% gross of all future shares of Matt Damon, Ben Afleck and Tom Hanks motion pictures. They spend all their time, unfairly making millions of dollars practicing their crafts and making well in excess of the $250,000/year minimum that you have set on the "5% wealthiest Americans". I'm poor...and they were the ones who supported you. So let them pay the price!
- I am entitled to jump out of my car and take the next Lexus being driven, that has a "OBAMA '08" bumper sticker. How dare they flaunt their wealth in front of me, when all I can afford to drive is a Chevrolet Caviler. It's time for them to spread their wealth! Get Nancy and Harry started on the paperwork to make it all happen!
Wow! I have so many more things to list that I am entitled to! My mind is ablaze with all of the new wealth I am about to come into!
Maybe this "wealth distribution" thing of Obama's could end up being a pretty good deal!!!