Posted by
REDSTATE RAMBLER on Saturday, November 08, 2008 11:20:26 AM
(PUBLIC SERVICE AD SCRIPT FOR OBAMA'S NEWLY ANNOUNCED INAUGRATION FUND)
(cue any cheesy Sarah McLachlan song)
(Show extreme close up of Barack Obama in one of his "Messiah" poses.)
VOICEOVER: Think about it. Our saviour, newly elected...
(Show Obama shaking hands on the campaign trail.)
VOICEOVER: ...our only chance to save us from ourselves....
(Show photo of US Capital Building)
VOICEOVER:....yet some want to limit him on how much his true worth is.
(Cut to Oprah Winfrey, standing in the middle of a field on a bright sunny day)
OPRAH: Your government, the very ones who are about to lead us to unlimited and unending wealth and prosperity, only want our saviour, Barack Obama, to have $6.3 million to spend on his coronation....just $6.3 million...(nodding disapprovingly)
(show photo of Obama kissing a baby)
OPRAH: ....after everything he has done for us.
(Cue time lapsed video of a rising sun)
OPRAH: But there is hope! YOU....can make a difference!
(cut back to Oprah standing in the middle of Times Square)
OPRAH: Obama needs your help. $6.3 million just isnt enough. For just a few dollars a day, up to a maximum of $5,000, YOU can give our messiah, the coronation he deserves.
(cue photo of Obama standing in front of greek columns while accepting the democratic nomination)
OPRAH: We know you are willing. All it takes is just a phone call and a valid credit card...
(cue photo of the Obama family)
OPRAH: ....to give our messiah the symbolic ride into Jerusalem he is so worthy of.
(cue photo of Obama and Biden, raise volume of McLachlan music)
OPRAH: Are you ready to welcome him?
(Cut to BLACK SCREEN and the toll free number to call)
(fade music out)
(end PSA)